You Know You Are A Mother When........

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care.

2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.

5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

6. Popsicles become a food staple.

7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.

9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.

10. Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because you're too busy to wash it off.

11. Your kids make jokes about burping, pooping, etc. and you think it's funny.

12. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

13. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

14. You're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, roller balding, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
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15. In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the light fixtures, water all over the floor, a dog drinking out of the toilet and body hair forming a union to protest unsafe working conditions.

16. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

17. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making rice crispies bars.

Happy Mother's Day!

Justice Interrupted Radio: February 10, 2009, 11:00 PM EST

Our guests tonight include Diane Dimond, served as chief executive investigative editor and on-air correspondent and anchor for Court TV's investigative unit. Prior to joining Court TV, Dimond was involved in Fox News Channel's continuing live coverage of the war on terrorism and also worked at MSNBC, where she anchored news hours and covered presidential campaigns. She has also worked for National Public Radio in Washington, D.C., and WCBS-TV in New York, and has co-hosted a nightly news program on CNBC. Diane broke the Michael Jackson story. And in 2007 Simon and Schuster published her book “Be Careful who you love, inside the Michael Jackson case.

Dennis Griffin, Radio Show Host and Author began writing in 1996, following a 20-year career in investigations and law enforcement in New York State. He currently has six fiction and three non-fiction books published. His non-fictions are about Las Vegas police and organized crime history. His latest release is CULLOTTA – The Life of a Chicago Criminal, Las Vegas Mobster, and Government Witness.

And, Levi Page host of TheLevi Page Show. Levi a sharp-tongued talk show host on the "Heading Right" station on Blog Talk Radio is on the show.

Join Hosts: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, Prosecutor and Author Robin Sax, Police Officer and Author Stacy Dittrich, Violence Expert and Author Susan Murphy-Milano each week as they provide justice for those whose lives have been interupted by rape, murder, child sexual predators, strange and unexplained disappearances, domestic violence, and cold cases yet to be solved...

To listen live go to: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/justiceinterrupted and click on the "Click To Listen" icon. You might want to refresh your page because the icon will not show until the show starts. Call in live at: 914-338-0663 to participate in the show!

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Justice Interrupted, Tuesday, January 27, 2009

10:00 PM EST

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"A QUESTION OF MURDER ", co-author Dawna Kaufmann with the foreword written by Ann Rule is among the guests on Justice Interrupted and

Dawna Kaufmann (Los Angeles, CA) is an accomplished true crime journalist whose work has been heralded by law enforcement and the media. She's covered hundreds of high-profile homicide and missing person cases for national publications, including the National Enquirer, Star, and Globe, and her writing has also appeared in Cosmopolitan, the Los Angeles Times, and countless other publications.

Jill Starishevsky is an Assistant District Attorney in New York City, where she has prosecuted hundreds of sex offenders and dedicated her career to seeking justice for victims of child abuse and sex crimes. Her mission to protect children, inspired her latest book My Body Belongs to Me. A mother of two, Jill is also founder of HowsMyNanny.com, a service that enables parents to purchase a license plate for their child's stroller so the public can report positive or negative nanny observations.

Crime Investigation Expert Gil Alba on Justice Interrupted

On Tuesday, November 25, 2008, Justice Interrupted Radio is featuring a special show for unsolved murders, cold cases and the missing. He has solved a number of missing person and murder cases. Please join us!

Gil Alba will be our very special guest Tuesday, November 25, 2008 his website is http://www.gilalba.com/ he will answer your calls live.

The number to call is 1-914-338-0663.

Show airs 8:00PM Pacific Standard Time/ 10:00PM Central Standard Time/ 11:00PM EST

You can email case details before the show to : contact@movingoutmovingon.com

If you have a missing persons case or an unsolved murder of a loved one, tune in and call into the show.

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Gil Alba Facilitated the rescue in a high profile kidnapping case, returning a $3 million ransom. HARVEY WEINSTEIN , CEO of the largest U.S. manufacturer of tuxedos, was kidnapped in New York after having breakfast. The kidnappers wanted $3 million in ransom. He was recovered unharmed from a 12-day stay in a 14-foot hole in the ground.

What does Gil Alba ask when his private investigations firm is hired to probe a day-care center? A sampling of the former NYPD detective's questions:
Newsday.com Child Care Article.
Mr. Alba's personal Child Care Questionnaire.

Larry Andrews Jr. disappeared without a trace on New Years Eve in New York City Missing Without a Trace: No Known Suspects
State’s First Missing Persons Day Will Help Ease Suffering For Families

MISSING STUDENT’
"It’s unspeakable, the anguish that we feel," she said. Kristine Kupka, an honor student originally from the Midwest, was last heard from on Oct. 24, 1998. She allegedly left a message on her sister’s answering machine ...
Read about the family's billboard plea.
Read more about the Kupka case.

Eye On Prevention: November 18, 2008

Jennifer Bishop Jenkins interest in public policy and advocacy began with a life altering moment in Jennifer's life in 1990. Jennifer's sister Nancy, her husband Richard Langert, and their unborn child were brutally murdered in their Winnetka townhouse, killed by a thrill-seeking 16 year old neighbor whose only motive was that he wanted to "see what it would feel like to shoot someone".

Driven in the wake of this high-profile tragedy to understand the causes of such violence and to help everyone to live in safe and happy communities, Jennifer got to work to insure no other family would have to suffer as hers did. Now Jennifer is a frequent figure in the news media, a dynamic and sought after public speaker, and devoted activist, advocate, organizer, and public servant. She will be a guest on Justice Interrupted Radio.

8:00 PM PST/ 10:00PM CST/ 11:00PM ESTListen Live: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/justiceinterrupted

Other Guests on The Show: Dana Pretzer , Host of the popular Scared Monkeys Radio a national news based /entertainment talk show for 10 years. He breaks news makers before the networks. Covering stories Like Natalee Holloway, OJ Simpson, Drew Peterson, Missing Persons, High Profile Cases In The News, Entertainment, Politics and The Law.

Robert Geffner, PhD, ABPP, ABPN is the Founder and President ofInstitute on Violence, Abuse and TraumaFounder/President, Family Violence & Sexual Assault Institute Clinical Research Professor, CSPP and respected Author.

Joing Co-Hosts Stacy Dittrich, Robin Sax and Susan Murphy-Milano